Things I've learned while working in NC

1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in NC.
3. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
4. "Onced" and "Twiced are words.
5. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
6. "Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"
7. People actually grow and eat okra.
8. "Fixinto"is one word.
9. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper...
10. The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"
11. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
12. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.