Things I've learned while working in NC

1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in NC.
3. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
4. "Onced" and "Twiced are words.
5. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
6. "Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"
7. People actually grow and eat okra.
8. "Fixinto"is one word.
9. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper...
10. The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"
11. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
12. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

say it ain't so

Here is a vid from this past week at spiked - check it out.

Game Hint!

What if someone really witty, funny, good looking, charming, and intelligent did a dramatic reading of some of the lyrics of one of your favorite songs?

Ultimate Fighter: The Other Thing Men Think About!

You don't want to miss the wrap-up to Ultimate Fighter this weekend. Last week we discussed the thing men think about the most, and this week we'll be checking out the other thing men think about: money. You defintely want to be here for this! This is also the last saturday night service for the summer! So, make sure you are here!